They’re Italian, they’re already doing all they can.

obtuse. 

I’m genuinely curious as to what we should call that engine mounting configuration. I mean... it’s not longitudinal or transverse mounted. It’s kinda on a weird angle and with the crank shaft output pointed sort of up and to the left. Or maybe down and to the right.

My god, were they going for the record for most uses of outdated 90s and 90s lingo in a 10 minute span?

Ken, thank you for not calling your tenth film Gymkhana X!

Are we sure this goober’s teeth weren’t missing before the crash? 

Well that sure does look goofy

GMC Syclone

It’s like a chain re-auction.

In other enraging news, I just heard John Cena is signing on to the role of Paul Bunyan. He’s not even of Scandinavian descent! This is moderately racist on a very granular and esoteric level! I am recreationally outraged.

In this expensive game of hot potato, the loser is the one who is driving the car when it burst into flames.

Poor Ford GT can’t find a home.

At this rate, only 13 or 14 more re-sellings and this puppy is in my price range! 

On the other hand...

Is it bad that I’m kinda starting to like that generation of the explorer sport?

Are you sure this is not the new Bronco?

We are finally starting to move back to two door SUVs.

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.