A squirrel ate your Mazda?

Denny Crane the F**king squirrel doctor over here. 

Not to be a wet blanket, but he probably just knocked it unconscious with the car. I can’t think of many injuries the squirrel could have sustained in getting hit by a car which would be helped by chest compressions. It’s all blunt force and some potential for cutting. And then he likely seriously bruised, if not…

You must be new here.

I really don’t understance why guys do this.

Except they did.  The S has had a minor facelift.

And it will maintain this honor even after dozens of people walk away from Model 3 crashes with head wounds, compound fractures, and loosely hanging viscera, all screaming “I love my Tesla, I’m fine! Greatest car ever!” and refusing a ride in a gas-powered ambulance.

Can any real insight be gleaned from a car that gets driven 75 miles in a calendar year?

Fuel economy?

My contribution, especially apropos for the car: “Don’t let off the gas in a turn”

Never stop yelling at clouds.

Looks like someone was trying to create a reliable Donk. 

Unlikely, as the OP stated, most Euros put it on the right and they are generally designed for LHD. It’s been argued that the Euros do that so that you fill it away from traffic if you are on the shoulder and filling the tank due to running out, but planning for that eventuality seems iffy. 

Ok, how about this one Torch.

Cash Grab

I seriously had no clue it was going to look anything like that.  Nothing at all. This is a complete surprise.  complete.... surprise......

You cowards named the AI Jester and didn’t pony up to have him voiced by Michael Ironside?

Yay, a flight sim got mention in mainstream media again. Flight sims are such a dying breed and it kills me that Eagle Dynamics is one of the few developers actively making fighter jet sims.