On the other hand...

Is it bad that I’m kinda starting to like that generation of the explorer sport?

Are you sure this is not the new Bronco?

We are finally starting to move back to two door SUVs.

Small car, biggest motor.

so the fuel economy is worse that the competition and the front end is hideous, this is going to be interesting 

yeah, but does it have a caterpillar drive?

A squirrel ate your Mazda?

Denny Crane the F**king squirrel doctor over here. 

Not to be a wet blanket, but he probably just knocked it unconscious with the car. I can’t think of many injuries the squirrel could have sustained in getting hit by a car which would be helped by chest compressions. It’s all blunt force and some potential for cutting. And then he likely seriously bruised, if not…

You must be new here.

I really don’t understance why guys do this.

Except they did.  The S has had a minor facelift.

And it will maintain this honor even after dozens of people walk away from Model 3 crashes with head wounds, compound fractures, and loosely hanging viscera, all screaming “I love my Tesla, I’m fine! Greatest car ever!” and refusing a ride in a gas-powered ambulance.

Can any real insight be gleaned from a car that gets driven 75 miles in a calendar year?

Fuel economy?

My contribution, especially apropos for the car: “Don’t let off the gas in a turn”

Never stop yelling at clouds.