I think we owe close to $10,000 on the car

When reached for comment upon his arrest, Cody once again stated:

As a Tesla driver, I can’t see the humor in that. I can’t see anything.

Thank you for making me choke on my drink.

Did somebody say Superbirds?

These are not barn finds, nice cars though. The horrid grant GT wheel is a dead giveaway that the one made it well into the 80's being used. 

You couldn’t get a Superbird with anything less than a 440 4bbl.  So it’s probably a 440 6pack.

Pictures look a bit staged. There’s a brand new snowblower between the cars, with no way to get it in or out without moving the cars (or the dressers that are clearly blocking its way).

OK, that’s not a 426 in the white one. A 426 would be a Hemi in 1970.

The white car does NOT have a 426, as the 426 was the Hemi engine with massive cylinder heads. The image shows what appears to be a 383. I believe the 383 was commonly referred to as a “Coyote Duster” as it was so popular in the Plymouth Roadrunner.

Or we could . . . ya know . . . celebrate that relatively new American car company, despite all of its flaws, is a) actually producing cars, and b) making some safe ones at that.

You must be fun at parties...

Panel gaps = crumple zones confirmed

None of these crash test dummies are sitting like you are supposed to be in a Tesla.

The problem tends to be that you don’t always get a say in things crashing into you. 

That’s a good way to get into the mile high club!  Was Cathy any good?

Also, asking for the manager is the ultimate Becky move.  

Don’t quite understand why she needed a manager. All she needs is a claim form with the damage and or take a pic of the bag. Delta is pretty good at resolving these claims. Sorry but having traveled all over the world on all the major carriers, this is a non issue. Sorry Mike but this is a bullshit article.