But who WANTS a Reliant K? No matter HOW clean? Not enough weirdos to drive the price up into 5 figures, surely.

I, in my 30's myself, had this discussion the other day and I put some deep Jack Handy thoughts into it:

I recently bought my first handgun. Legally. The process, in my eyes, was WAY too easy. And there were some sketch looking motherfuckers in line with me waiting to see if our background checks were gonna pass.

Baxter?

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

Because its good frorm

Why make 3 Doors Down jokes when I can make 2 Doors Down ones?

As you can see, a VW Vanagon appears to have survived unscathed

Except the entire structure’s been weakened by rust during all that time.

Well, NOW there’s NO TRUCKS

You clearly haven’t owned a 90's Chrysler product....

My favorite old man hat had the saying “THIS IS CHEVY COUNTRY, ON A QUIET NIGHT YOU CAN HEAR A FORD RUST” on it

I recently saw one taking up the entire back window on his topper that said “REAL TRUCKS DON’T HAVE SPARK PLUGS”

Wait.... there’s more to Jalopnik articles than just the clickbaity titles?!?!?

Yesterday, on Jalopnik:

First car was a 77 Firebird. NEVER got pulled over in it. Ever.

“But Officer, I couldn’t have been going faster than 100... that’s as far as my speedometer goes”.

I love how on my PC there’s these nice, wide, HD shots of the Wago and rocks, then these ITTY BITTY grainy ass Instagram video inserts.

May you have twice the number.