I can only dream of such a pure, calm existence in which I don’t know Howard Eskin.

Hottest take: It’s OK to not like things other people like and it’s also OK for them to like things you don’t.

Inviting the new local sports celebs to the Plymouth Meeting Mall is not a great way of encouraging a long-term stay in the area.

7. Chick-fil-A at the Plymouth Meeting Mall. And let me know when you’ll be there, Mr. Fultz, because my son* is dying to meet you!

Someone needs to make sure he knows cheese steaks are for tourists. Roast beef is where it’s at.

This guy needs to get his ass to a Federal Donuts for Korean chicken. He’ll forget about Chick-Fil-A in about 2 seconds.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

Ha!! Come on, men don’t replace their underwear until their wives/GF/BF make them.

I didn’t know! This is great!!

The problem here though is the strong suggestion of two totally blind-drunk people, equally incapable of consent.

Assuming they haven’t changed it since 3-4 years ago, it’s Cole Hamels.

And I think this plays out on Tuesday the same way every week with Ellsworth & Carmella plays out: Ellsworth gets all the heat and the crowd won’t give two shits about her.

THIS!!! After Ellsworth dumped Becky off the ladder, he shouldve just helped Carmella get back to her feet and helped her get the briefcase. I had no problem with him interfering in the match because it was expected but to have him be the one to claim the briefcase and give it to her was idiotic

There was another really telling moment in that exchange and I even went back to doublecheck this. When Charlotte wins the striking battle atop the ladder, Carmella slumps down a couple of steps. Then, in preparation for Tamina coming over to push down the ladder, Carmella takes an additional step down after the…

My own favorite thing about this has been the number of people who feel the need to lecture those people who hated the finish about how they are just too dumb to realize that they are being worked. This isn’t pointed at the article, just the general reception as people who follow the product can’t have reasonable…

They did not specifically state that testimony wasn’t evidence. I think it is pretty clear they are referring to the fact that it probably quite a bit harder to convince a jury without physical/forensic evidence. No need to call anyone fuckface Humblebragger, esq. ;)

and that’s because, for better or worse, beyond a reasonable doubt is really really really fucking hard to prove in rape cases.

That’s objectively false. The state and the defense relied on the exact same testimony. In fact, the defense only put on like 10 minutes of evidence.

So envious.

I really hope you’re right.