Just ask this Phillies fan, or a Cubs fan, or an anything-from-Cleveland fan: When that lone championship does manage to come along after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it feels so much better. At the very least, it sustains you for the next decade or two of absolute sucking you know you’re in for.

Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

I fully agree with everything you just said, but try bringing up those points with many of the people that are lobbying the government about trans rights.

It’s gone too far in so many ways it’s not even funny. Even when using their own logic it doesn’t make any sense. We really need to stop putting so much stock in…

The problem is that there are actually a lot of people that do not believe male athletes destroy female athletes. They have no idea how huge the gap actually is. There are people I have had conversations with that do not believe that if we removed the gender categories in the Olympics, 99% of medals would be won by…

One thing that is pretty straightforward is that male athletes destroy female athletes in almost every competitive category. The USWNT regularly loses scrimmages against boys U17 teams, and most woman’s track and field records are comparable with boys middle school records.

Somebody’s getting fired. This was not the Samoan named Joe that Vince had in mind.

I go to the Wildwoods frisbee tournament every year, and each year my team has a theme. This year we’re going with “the tackiest shit we can find on the boardwalk”, and I don’t know if I’ve ever been more excited

Perfect summation of wildwood, can’t go this year due to a medical issue taking up funds, but love the shore, love the boardwalk, love the jaunt down to cape May, love it all including the t-shirt culture

I agree. I have had that in my phone for years and it changed my view of him entirely. What has Mr. Met ever done besides flip someone off?? This earns an A+++++ for effort.

If Mr. Met hadn’t just flipped someone off the Phanatic wins in a landslide. Clear lack of long term perspective here and overvaluing the most recent memories.

Yup. The thing that makes the Phanatic so popular is that he’s SO outrageous and always clowning the other team and their fans.

How this doesn’t propel him to the top of the list is beyond me. 2nd place is a slap in the face.

[fist bump of solidarity]

Rule #1 - Philly never wins. Ever.

Why are the mascots for the Cowboys (Rowdy) and Texas Rangers (Captain, the dumb looking horse) so completely forgettable that:

Do we laugh with The Raptor or at The Raptor, though?

That’s a clown comment bro.

This is clearly satire right? The fact that Phillie Phanatic is not number one is an attempt at some sort of humor correct?

The Wildwood boardwalk was always about 3 things to me: the games/arcades (mostly Skeeball at Gateway 26), all the t-shirt stores that I’d wander around but never buy anything, and that hilarious sunuvabitch that was in the dunk tank just north of Morey’s pier that I swear was the king of heckling.

Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please.