A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

It’s odd to me that these awful people think the books are about witchcraft. They are about friendship and bravery, and standing up for what you believe in even if it means you might get hurt, and (honestly) about making sure you are best friends with someone clever who will always have your back. The kids have some…

Harry Potter is the work of the devil

I wholly support this movement.

Oh balls - like you don’t have that in the UK, home of some of the shittiest food ever produced. Scottish cuisine alone qualifies as a crime against humanity.

You are not alone; it’s execrable. Only BCO would make me go there and use Disqus to comment.

Thing is, I would absolutely run crazy holiday home-cook stories without hesitation.

I liked this comment so much, I had to unstar it, just to star it again. *BOOM* Just wait until Denton starts getting his goddamn traffic reports and realizes that people can get idiotic political coverage everywhere on the internet. Fuckers.

^

I’m amazed that story wasn’t a bigger deal with readers. It might be my favorite this year (other than possibly Kazooooos), just because of the glorious prose.

Elsewhere in the comment section I was musing on the fact that BCO fans apparently have a vast number of poop/vomit stories that Pinkham doesn’t want. Seems a shame to waste them when Gawker has an email for tips just sitting there...

Pinkham, this is the only subblog where was I was automatically ungrayed, and I’ll never forget that. Now following you on twitter and watching eagerly for your food supply ship from the leaky disqus raft over at Wonkette.

In my most fervid dreams, Gawker folds about 6 months from now, its comment boards riddled with trolls vainly trying to get a rise out of each other, turning Denton’s dream of building a neater, sweeter, more derivative repackaged Vox that he can sell to pay the Hulk Hogan settlement to ashes.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

This comment is 100% serious, btw; BCO wouldn’t be the same without one last Pinkham’s Law.

One night, as I was working late at the place named after a food that shares part of a name with a town in Germany and a position of rulership in a Monarchy...

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.

Plus side: no greys over on Wonkette, and I’ll be keeping an eye out for you guys!

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