Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

If only there were a blog for all those stories. If they had a blog like that and cancelled it... man, that’d be dumb.

If only there was a sub blog on Jezebel where you could share terrible restaurant stories... Oh wait there was one, but they decided women didn’t like that sort of thing. I’m not bitter at all.

Hmm, I wonder about the timing, even with being the same as in years past. At least in NYC, with the late semester start this year everything been super thrown off. And the demographic getting older might? also play in. Like my brother and I went to midnight/2:00AM showings for the first two ‘cause we had more…

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

Yeah, my first thought is nearly every time I have pizza I eat about as much as I can. It’s like my brain thinks in the future there might not be pizza.

Well pizza is at least “safer” than salad in that regard, unless I’m the only one who can’t properly manage roughly chopped lettuce and ends up having to pack flailing ends of it into her mouth with fork and fingers, like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its sack.

If you can eat the same amount of pizza as I can, I will marry you regardless of gender, TBH.

In the immortal words of Liz Lemon: “I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?”

He should do it for the “exposure”.

Emma wants to offer him a dollar a year so we’ll see how he responds.

Yeah, the nuns who taught us in elementary school could be holy terrors. I remember one throwing a kid sitting in his desk down a stairway. Just dragging him in the desk out to the hall and pushing him down the stairs. Scarred me for life. But by the time we got to high school, all the nuns were hippy dippy, social…

Same here. I attended Catholic school from PreK-senior year, so basically my entire education minus college. In total, there were about five nuns—two in elementary school and three at my high school. One of them was my fifth grade teacher, and she was verbally abusive to my classmates. But she was also kind of cool:…

Yeah, does anyone have other websites that they go to five to ten times a day with great comments sections? Any recommendations?

Shrayber is leaving?? Denton’s whole plan is to make Jez fluffier and celeb-ier, how the hell would Mark not fit in to that??

Ughhhh Pinkham is really gone?! No more Behind Closed Ovens?!?!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Monogrammed, of course.

A monogrammed thermos? They are very important, you know.

Pretty sure Denton would swipe Pratt for the super important political stuff at Gawker, Jez is just for silly lady noise now dontcha know.

FALSE! He was on The Hills, not Laguna Beach. Time to up your krill oil doses.