I wish your mom aborted you.

You suck. I live in Canada and our economy manages to survive despite Canadian women (or men, parents can choose who takes the leave or the leave can be split) having the choice to stay home for one year of paid (poorly, but paid nonetheless) parental leave. I had a year off work, went back to my job and had the…

I love how the one in the middle holding the bowl of food looks so UN-ENTERTAINED by the president as he reaches over.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

Yes! There are totally times when one SHOULD wear gloves, because hand washing can’t fix the problem, but they’re not actually an all-around solution to every sanitation issue one might encounter in the kitchen.

Chicken sausage for me, I have high cholesterol.

In basic training, I had a drill sergeant who’d once ran his troop so hard at physical training that one of his female troops miscarried (he hadn’t known she was pregnant, and the Army isn’t necessarily good at managing such things). Thankfully he was a decent (if loud and obnoxious) human being, and was thereafter…

Go right ahead and use my center idea. I spent some time thinking and planning it out.

Oh, man. Did she never work as a classroom teacher? The hottest spot in hell should be reserved for administrators who have never taught but are giant experts in how it’s done.

I was at the Marathon. Watching the news tonight was like being back at corner of Mass Ave. & Boylston again, confused & afraid.

California King baby!

I am perfectly happy having the bed to myself... but i hate waking up without mr hocks next to me.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Come on Bigjack, the rating isn’t just about their driving. It is about the entire experience. I had a driver tell me I should have babies and when I said I didn’t want any he spent the whole drive telling me why women should use their gift for good. It passed me off, I didn’t say more then three words after that but…

So if my Uber driver sexually harassed me but was an incredible driver, I should what? give him five stars? Good plan, bro.

Rating the experience actually. Which it was clearly a shit experience so 1 star.

Keeping your dumbass opinions to yourself is part of providing personal services like driving to others.

Team Chick Fil A approves of the Wendy’s nugget’s victory, but we know who is the most delicious,

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.