Love you so much Lindy! Thanks for all the awesome writing!

Having been through body image issues too I'm sending love to you, and so sorry for that. We could have been besties and I would have beat them up for you. <3

ugh, also tortured in middle school by a couple complete and total assholes. i take pleasure in the fact that they are some BUSTED ass adults and i am 30 and own my own business and my boyfriend rules and i'm awesome. *dances*. wish i could go back and show young, freaked out, sad me the future. :/

that's actually not a bad point.

Just, fuck everybody and everyone. I want to run around ragepunching everything in sight. Pretty soon we are going to be Oceana and you can call me HandMaid Tainty. When I'm rich I'm going to charter buses to start taking women across state lines where they can't get abortions, then staff the buses with nurses and…

Fuck you. I'm paying the iRS $50,000 this year. GFY.

He doesn't have time to learn science because he's OMG MENS RIGHTS OMG

It's in regard to IUDs and Plan B.

Almonds are so damn good. And I am enjoying talking about all deez nuts with you. <3

Wha?

In yoga school we were taught a nutritional component. Almonds are supposed to be superfooodz, but they instructed us to soak them overnight and remove the skins as they're hard to digest. Skinless almonds that have been dried are super good. I love almond milk so I'm going to take your word for it. The more you…

I would read!

... i love you.

I also want to hear about the horrors of color run! Someone please tell us!

"turdeater". LOLOL

i just pretty much died laughing.

This:

Thanks for this. Agreed on all points.

Yeah, you're supposed to dry 'em again. Wet almonds? That sounds like it would taste like shit.

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME WHY