And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

The downside is he is refusing to pay me for his half of the season tickets that we got after my dad passed and I’m stuck with 4 seats to every fucking home game.

He couldn’t throw accurately. That is all.

Granted, that’s an upgrade from the prior team look.

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

DAMMIT

I hope they ask Steve Young about that quote on air frequently

Wow, this low-quality media product is really diluting Shaq’s brand.

Not this many. I went to a game 3 years ago. It has to be seen to be believed.

Malcolm Smith couldn’t cover an infant in a crib with a blanket. He’s potentially our starting MLB

Santa Clara isn’t a town, it’s a conglomeration of corporate campuses and strip malls with TGIFridays to serve them. It has freeways instead of streets. It’s the most soul-less place I’ve ever visited.

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

As a Michigan fan I would like to extend a very sincere thank you to Trent Baalke and Jed York. Michigan had no right getting a coach the quality of Harbaugh for so many reasons. But here we are.

Time to bring out Steps of being a niner fan I had from 02-11

Dude, lifelong Falcons fan here, it blew my mind when I heard him dump on lil Shans. I love Matty Ice but he is the most milquetoast, whitebread, boring man currently playing in the NFL. He’s never said a bad word about anyone, ever.

CJ Beathard (and a few other players, plus what seemed like the whole fucking wrestling team) introduced Trumpler on stage when he campaigned on the U. Iowa campus during the caucuses. Guess that’s one way to exorcise the memory of Kapernick

There is Pro/Rel in the womens leagues, it just works differently. Instead of bad teams going down a division, they just fold every so often and sometimes the whole league goes away with them.

It’s a good thing in the sense that it shows that the worldwide level of women’s soccer is rising and the sport is becoming more competitive. If you’re trying to spin it as a good thing for the USWNT though, that’s a real stretch.