As a Wisconsinite (at least spiritually if no longer geographically), I’m in favor of making our State Gun the same one that we’ve used to pound Illinoisans and Minnesotans for generations: the right arm of a competent quarterback.

Did shrooms once in high school with a friend and it was an unmitigated disaster. Friend’s parents came home unexpectedly that night with pizza and wanted us to eat with them. Tried to hold it together, friend started smearing a slice of pizza all over his entire face. Needless to say the cat was out of the bag, it…

Do them when you are young. The shit that you accumulate in your brain as you get older makes for a bad trip.

We get it. You hate the NFL.

Maureen Dowd has one of these, in case you were thinking the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary previously meant you had to be good at your job.

I have feet that are narrow and small for my height (I’m 5'8" and my shoe size is 7.5), and I always get weird and creepy comments about them. We had to fire one of our IT consultants at an office I worked at once because he literally wouldn’t stop talking and asking about my feet in creepy and inappropriate ways. I…

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

I am a woman with narrow feet, which I guess is better than being a man with narrow feet, but you would be amazed how many women’s shoes don’t have laces. I can’t wear most flats or boots or sandals because they just flop right off. And I am a half size, and some things, like fucking rain boots, don’t come in half…

“If you have two quarterbacks, you really have none.”

That would have been painfully embarrassing in middle school, but these days I think I’d dig it. Women’s athletic shoes (running shoes in particular) have all kinds of crazy colors and patterns you can’t get in men’s. Unfortunately I wear a size 12.5 so I doubt there are too many lady’s shoe options in my size

Don’t care. Really, really don’t care in this instance. And, frankly, it seems silly to focus on that when the actual story is one person threatening to ruin another person’s livelihood, and making the problem of believing sexual assault victims more difficult in the process.

Pictured: Dustin Johnson, hitting a ball, surrounded by powder.

That Bill Simmons entry was cringeworthy, even by his “standards”.

does anyone outside of the NYC metro area care about Francesa? I live in NJ so I do but I imagine some guy in Seattle could give a shit

Giants didn’t block the move to Fremont, which is in Alameda County and part of the Athletics’ “territory”. The economy and NIMBY derailed Fremont. Giants blocked a move to San Jose.