I don’t think this is particularly controversial but I believe Bumgarner is kind of an asshole.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Because the Rams left St Louis and now it’s the LA fanbase that gets to exist in incredulous disbelief. So it’s like, you may have lost your NFL team, again, but silver lining your not rooting for the team that took Goff over Wentz.

I hope The Red Hot Chili Peppers played that song they have that’s about California.

He’s going for that tried and true “1970s Filipino” look.

I imagine hell has a way better team.

Paying $250 a ticket to sit in a shit stadium and watch the shit Rams and shit Seahawks shir all over the field while you die of dehydration because you can’t get water, or sit in the comfort of your own home and watch on TV, spending that $250 on Sunday Ticket if you’re out of market.

I look forward to see how this Process of stockpiling draft picks works out for the Browns.

That was the most civilized sucker punch fight I’ve ever seen.

Not Actually David Carr actually got up.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Why do most police union leaders always seem to be the biggest meatheads? It’s like at the election meeting, they instead have a contest to see who can do the best impression of “cop who exemplifies why people dislike cops.”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

The no-faced Twitter clowns don’t even realize they’re re-enforcing what Kaepernick and these kids are kneeling for

Which makes Derek Carr’s corner fade to Crabtree for a catch last Sunday, in New Orleans, so much sweeter.

“According to sources, the Padres reached midseason with dramatically fewer medical entries on their players [in MLB’s centralized system]. An average number of entries for a given team might be in the range of 60 by the All-Star break. The Padres had fewer than 10, according to a source.”

Actually, they don’t. The ratings are similar for big games (USMNT drew 21+ million to their round of 16 WC game against Belgium). Over the last 4 years, the men generated nearly 2x the revenue of the women. Some of that is certainly due to FIFA’s misguided way of paying the teams at the respective world cups.

I remember the Beastie Boys talking about how he was an earnest but really stupid kid when he toured with them in the late 80s/early 90s.

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”