Are we sure you aren’t just mishearing the lyrics to Bawitdaba?

The absolute highlight of my sad life was when Kid Rock was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, and read a tweet I had written about him.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

Totally unsurprising. This is just another plank in his 20-year career of promoting honour and respect. Kid Rock and deference to authority are practically synonymous at this point. I'm surprised he hasn't incorporated apple pie into his brand.

I usually avoid HotShots because the food sucks, but if this season keeps it up I may have to head there one Sunday.

Wait, a Saints article that didn’t mention Katrina? I’m sorry but I just cannot understand this without somehow tying it back to how lucky New Orleans is that the Saints stayed and single handled rebuilt the city with Drew Brees’s passing yard records.

If you’ve ever bothered to read Sting’s lyrics, you know that calling them “the politically correct Police” is just redundant. He couldn’t even call Roxanne a prostitute because it was so impolite.

Counterpoint: Dilfer and his ilk should speak up, loudly and frequently. Let everyone know precisely how idiotic that side of the debate is.

That is a proper fucking glare right there.

The side-eye Moss gave Dilfer during his Kaepernick rant was the absolute highlight of the show.

Sorry Jeff, but you are not even close to a threat to Trent’s crown here. I’m pretty sure that Jeff Hostetler would be a better NFL QB today than Dilfer was in 2001

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

We [would] probably have, hopefully, a good cry session and then a talk session and then, hopefully, a hug session,

I agree. If they wanted to write and include the note to her- fine. But posting it publicly is crossing boundaries/ a bit of a violation to me. Not cool.