Easy, just put it on the astros server.

Considering everything thats going on, this is the worst thing to happen today. Do not want assholery from my QB. Well unless youre winning.

Getting paid over $100,000 a year to make Ryan Tannehill cry? I’m sure they are enjoying that practice squad paycheck thoroughly.

You forgot Doug Marrone, Mike Mularkey, and Dick “this isn’t how we played it at Yale!” Jauron.

Welcome to the Josh McDaniel’s era of Dolphin’s football.

I’m not a religious man, but I’m on my knees, chanting skyward, “Please hire Lane Kiffin.”

The Super Bowl he won probably dulls some of the pain.

It might, but then again, he’s still working on polishing that ring of his. How many does Kap have again? Oh...

Whatever helps you feel better about your horrendous season and falling-apart team.

I might be mistaken, but I think Matthews has a ring. I don’t recall that Kapernick has one of those. (BTW I’m a bears fan, so I don’t really care for either team)

Oooof. That’s good. Live in the past while your team’s dumpster fire burns into oblivion.

After Kaepernick pulled that ‘reverse Superman’ shit at Carolina in that playoff game after scoring a couple of years ago, he deserves A+ trolling til the end of time.

Does Demarco not realize he’s been awful and is being outshined by Ryan Matthews? Pretty sure this only proves how the main source of his success was the Cowboys OL.

When the plan to turn it around involves making Ndamukong Suh the highest paid defensive player in the league, I’m guessing your problems run deeper than the coach’s game plans.

good work gettin clicks by posting “rodgers out” on an nfl sunday

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

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