Thanks for carrying the torch, Miko Grimes!

Totally! I mean, he sucked at the ESPN teet for like a decade and tossed a few minor jabs during that time, kind of like a rebellious 14-year old girl, but now he’s a TOTAL REBEL......after taking millions of dollars from the company. Just because ESPN can be terrible doesn’t make Simmons any less douche-tastic.

I’m betting the under on the amount of episodes Simmons milks out of HBO before they pull the plug.

How the hell did Giants-Bills get top throwgasm billing?

We had a VCP when I was a child. Couldn’t afford the VCR with its fancy “record” feature.

You....have the wrong bay area team.

I got the same feeling. While I understand that Burneko is using using the article to be pithy, it seems overly mean. It’s easy to say “oh I was just saying it because I am flabbergasted he could want to be overly frugal or single. I have pity on this sad, pathetic soul”. It’s tacky because in all honesty he seems…

Pretty sure that he was a foundling who slept in one of the ball bags. After he grew too large for Daryle Lamonica to throw 50 yards, the equipment manager determined he was actually a human boy and Al adopted him.

In all seriousness, and I’m not asking this question as an indictment of the article:

I need to see photos of this van

I will never, EVER get over that fact. It’s jaw-dropping.

you’re confusing us with the fanbase on the other side of the bay..it’s a new era, baby

“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”

I used to hate this man’s egghead haircut. Now I LOVE this man’s egghead haircut.

Nobody is even entirely sure when he was spawned.

More pitchers need to take it in the earhole. Maybe then they’ll stop being such fragile grit creatures.

Oh no not a batflip! What’s a grown ass millionaire for playing a game man to do but get all pissy about it? That guy should get a ball hurled 90mph at his head next time he is up. If we allow the bat flips then the slippery slope toward fist pump and smiling is just around the corner. Doucebag: grown ass man who…

I don’t follow baseball much. But from my point of view, even if the intentional walk was NOT a slight to the subsequent batter, he should be allowed a little celebration. I don’t know of a single competitive activity from war to scrabble to sports to dating, where you don’t gloat a little when your opponent’s…

When you intentionally walk a batter and the next batter hits a homerun, yeah that guy is going flip the fucking bat and enjoy it, because by not pitching to the hitter ahead of him, you are declaring him to be a shitty hitter. And a hitter will almost always take offense to that.