GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

What is it with the Afflecks? Why do people keep making them happen? I blame Matt Damon and Kevin Smith.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

I blame the parenting. Who raises a psychopath and doesn’t tell them to not keep a journal?

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

THANK YOU!! Some stupid tone deaf chick on my twitter replied to me talking about “oh but that’s not fair, she’s an immigrant and probably doesn’t have the knowledge we have.” Bitch my parents and sister are immigrants! My parents didn’t finish the 9th grade because they were poor and had to work, and neither of them…

I want to see Melania’s college degree ^_^

I don’t feel sorry for her. Not in the least.

I want to see Donald’s Certificate of Live Tax Returns, Melania.

Soooooo jealous of the guy that got to punch him.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

midwestern bridal updo from a Groupon salon

#FreeMelania

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Human voices they’re trying to drown out. We gotta keep shouting as much as we can, to be heard over the Putin/Trump propaganda.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.