“Jessica Claire Biel was born on March 3, 1982, in Ely, Minnesota, to Kimberly (née Conroe), a homemaker and spiritual healer” ... I mean... there you go.   

WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION???

I’m surprised that someone who had 62 cosmetic procedures in order to look like a doll would be so unstable.

Is anyone else sick. of. weaves. and wigs? Sure they have gotten a lot better in recent years (and yes I am overthinking it) but I’m so tired of this aesthetic based on the premise that women’s actual bodies are not acceptable. Do we really need to be insecure about the quantity and length of hairs on our head?

Can confirm that this one from Princesse Tam Tam’s collaboration with Uniqlo is good for those with long torsos:

Tiffany counted days after all.

LOL “Kolonopin” - good for relaxing before colonic

I still can’t wrap my mind around any Trump getting a single woman to sleep with without the incentive of money or raising one’s tabloid profile, and yet here we are. Even before their disastrous political debut, you still would have to overlook their social and intellectual shortcomings, and the fact that they all…

I just cant imagine myself being at an event where Aubrey O’Day would be a guest speaker.

Also - I think the SADDEST thing about that story was his line about Spanx lying and she thought it was SO SWEET. No honey, that was a fucking swipe, and not a tender one.

It can be both.

Raise your hand if you were a 15 year old girl who was constantly pestered by older men. The fathers of the kids you babysat for pouring you a drink. Your friends’ fathers staring at your tits or walking in on you in the shower. Your male teachers dropping hints. Strangers pulling over as you walked home from school.

My GPS will never top pronouncing “McCoy” as “EmCee Coy”.

Bon Arden Lane-a street I used to live on, is pronounced “boner den lane” by GPS, which was funny when I was dating and I gave one guy directions to my place.

so the BEST one is merriam-webster. they even have correct pronunciation of scientific terms. the WORST is youtube channels like emma saying. they get pronunciations wrong so frequently they should be outlawed for humiliating people imo.

Haha, there are two massive bridges connecting the city I live in from the one I work in, and the newer one is called the “Richard I. Bong Memorial Bridge” (which is obviously funny enough in and of itself), after a local guy who became a legendary fighter pilot in WW2. Anyway, Google interprets the “I.” (short for…

In my totally unrealistic, socialist dreamworld, he wouldn’t even need a fucking dining set because he wouldn’t be in the damn building to dine. He’d be out talking to the people he’s supposed to be serving.

I am just angry that I was forced to briefly imagine Adam Levine’s toes.

Thank you, as I was wondering the same thing, I am a huge proponent of wearing optically good sunglasses whenever the bright orb is up.

+1, Needs an answer.