For real thick denim Levi’s is the only brand I’ve found this year still using the stuff. I bought a pair of Levi’s Wedgie jeans this spring and I was first unsure of my $98 purchase as they’re a bit mom jean-ish, but after several washes and wears they’re my new favorites. Madewell also has some denim cuts that are…

I came here to post the same suit! It’s a keeper

My husband’s parents live on Five Pines Drive, which the GPS calls “Five Penis Drive.” How do you mess up pines?!

I take your ring finger callus and raise you a ring fingernail that is permanently slanted on one side

Nothing says “it never happened” like going on a Make America Horny Again tour

I’ve heard this is especially true if your eyes are a lighter color.

Exactly. Not only is it incredibly tricky to apply sunscreen near your eyes without causing hours of discomfort and watery eyes, but I’ve never encountered a sunscreen that doesn’t say to avoid the eye area. And I have yet to find a proper sunscreen made for the eye area. Since I live at high altitude, I wear…

Totally. I just made the horrifying decision to follow one of the links to her Twitter where I came across this. Apparently dating Blake Shelton has given her the idea she gets to morph into Christmas Dolly. This is NOT ALLOWED. Dolly is sacred and she needs to step off.

I read that as stalk-cation. That Lifetime movie I watched the other day took a bite out of my brain. 

My corgi was an absolute porker when we rescued him - 50 pounds. We put him on a raw diet for 4 months and then slowly switched him to Taste of the Wild, which I found using the same site you cited. It really is high quality kibble. Short, long dog breeds are susceptible to gaining weight, and ToW has the lowest…

Seasons 2-6 were the height of the show, then remained watchable until 2000. Anything after the 90s I don’t consider to be the same show.

That’s very cool! Thanks for sharing 👍

Thanks for your insight on the fin/fixin’ to. Is it just me or when white ppl say “oh no she didn’t” it’s almost always used within a breath or two of “dah-ramaaaaaaa,” co-opted from the gay community as this schtick of what hetero white ppl think gay dudes sound like.

I can attest to white people using the “give you something to cry about line.” My mom, aunts, uncles, etc. would say it and they’re all white midwestern farm kids.

The only way to pull off super low rise is if you are young enough to not have sprouted any curves yet (read: in your early teens) or are willing to part with the modicum of fat in your lower back that insulates your kidneys. Hip huggers should never be seen outside of an outdoor Sugar Ray show in Summer 2002.

Fellow Jezzies, I’m in a real bind. Does anyone have any words of wisdom for dealing with a friend going through an incredibly ugly divorce? My BFF’s husband is very mentally unstable and has stolen her phone, locked her out of all of her email accounts & facebook, amongst other vindictive crazed things. We don’t live…

I just snorted at “Victorian death photos.” And what are those black marks on their foreheads?

Ugh, Pentatonix. Their overly earnest, aren’t-we-clever schtick always makes me feel like one of these audience members on SNL.

My insomnia-addled brain read this as “John McCain voted for BRCA,” which doesn’t seem implausible in 2017

For the vanilla-soaked cotton balls, how does one place them without it looking strange to guests?