My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

I am not sure if the author understands how the French system works. Le Pen is leading in the first round polls but she is getting slaughtered in the second round by Fillion. But given what has happened here I would never say never but I agree the French are much more inoculated to the bullshit than we are, plus they…

god, she has the same fucking face as trump.

Merde.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Well, to be fair everyone is being polite when they call you a degenerate drunk. <DUCKS>

Let us say that you work in the legal department of an airline - a large multinational organization with millions of dollars of traceable assets and accounts receivable, and which carries insurance, excess insurance, and re-insurance, all of which have their own premium expenses.

I would not say this is entirely false. Alcohol blocks your blood’s ability to transport oxygen to your brain, and is a form of histotoxic hypoxia. Since there is less oxygen available at a higher cabin altitude, your brain is receiving even less than it normally would, and with the added effects of alcohol, the…

It’s not a zero sum game. Jezebel also has thoughtful, well-written work. If reality shows aren’t for you, fine. Just read their other stuff.

Shut up, judgey. Some of us like these recaps for various reasons. You didn’t have to click on the article or even read it if it’s not your cup of tea. Fuck.

One word: Cocaine

I’ve always been preferrential to mixing vodka and vodka.

I’ll have to try this. I just never thought of mixing coffee and vodka together.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Autism is directly related to advanced paternal age. So yes, it is Trump’s fault. But young trophy wives tend to want babies.

Am I the only one concerned that she apparently poured crushed tomatoes into a pan and is preparing a meal of ‘sauce’?

The best music video is actually this murderous masterpiece from a Korean girl group.

I am proud to have voted for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton. And my bright spot in this is the fact that my little girl has spent the last weeks saying she wanted to be “the first girl president.” And I didn’t know what to say to her. But now I do. #Sophie2052

Former Eastern bloc countries export a ton of porn. Id bet the director of this has some crossover experience

It’s like the beginning of a porn.