All I want in life is someone else to once again put out a small truck with an extended cab. I don’t need four seats, I need two seats and a dry place for groceries. I *do* need a full size bed for dirtbikes and actual work stuff, but I don’t need a full size pickup.

something tells me that car had never been hooned before

Because they dont care. 

Nice job! I guess I look like I mean business, because I do the same and have never had the slightest issue with them trying to push add-ons. I always have my own financing and invite them to beat it - sometimes they even do!

Given that we are only halfway through the world’s longest pandemic in recorded history, be thankful you can travel at all. Become an expert planner. Most of my travel effort is 75% planning and preparation.

It was very misleadingly titled and poorly worded that made you think you were voting one way when it reality it was the other.

A presidential pardon only covers federal offenses - that is, “offenses against the United States” - state offenses are merely offenses against that state itself and require a gubernatorial pardon (or, clemency).

This is a serious matter which deserves a serious investigation and I’m glad everyone’s okay, but also I would very much like to never hear the words “fur babies” ever again thank you

Exactly. That is like one C level mailbox 😂.

No amount of data is paltry when it’s important.

Just because we can have a TB of data on our desktops does not mean its paltry.

OHHHH! I get where our communication breakdown is coming from now... I’m talking about Psil Cyans, not Pan Cyans... high-potency wood-lovers that grow in the Pacific NW, not trop/sub-trop varieties.

This is my take as well. While my ego takes a minor hit realizing that I prefer the round “safety chip,” the peace of mind that comes with knowing that I don’t have to worry about poking my gums or the roof of my mouth is worth it.

I’m confused why Lavar Burton wasn’t the IMMEDIATE choice. Nothing made more sense than having him host.

Once you bulid the key to creating Cyan mycelium from spores, please let me know, lol.

First day on Jalopnik?

*Spare me the “I’ve been here since Jalopnik was in the womb” or w/e, please*

“He went on to say he’d “love to see auto manufacturers take some responsibility,” regarding the misuse of performance cars”

Well you sucked the fun right out of that mildly amusing quip.

I was going to say that. The Bug was made as a way to sell war. People invested in buying stamps to get a Bug “some day”.  Miss one stamp and you didn’t get a car.  There was never a plan to actually make Bugs or make the fancy hotels that were promised that Bug owners were going to visit when they got the car.  All…

The picture is of Volkswagens produced after the war and is misleading.