Caught the problem haha, I get your claim to refuse to learn, totes understandable, but I’ll throw it in here anyways since the problem is an easy fix that can extend enjoyment for you or others struggling.
First image after the opening portion of the article:

75 knots (basically barely take-off speed)

Flaps up but still…

Damage-off setting will do that (and is automatically on depending on difficulty/realism settings), although ever since 9/11 crashing planes cuts to black in the Microsoft Flight Simulator series instead of showing any sort of explosion. It’s not a combat oriented sim so they seem to find that it’s just not…

What does the red button on the steering?

Nope. This happens once a week or so. Likely because Kinja broke. 

Hopefully this article is a sign that the slideshow garbage from Jalopnik has died as well.

That headline made me think this was going to be a farewell post.

“Lorde said, spotting the presence of the notoriously hot chili pepper”

Slidey onion means whoever battered it didn’t do a thorough initial dredge before the batter. 

Yes, that technique is by far the most cost effective too.
They cant use it in all situations but where its possible, it’s a no brainer

“wealthy fuckers”, yeah...I feel ya

Her route includes 6 days and all miles in the quote, along with a hefty $1300 one-way the wrong way surcharge.

We had a meeting where they unveiled this “bonus” program where anybody who makes it on time gets a $1 / hour bonus, or $2 / hour if they open or close at least 3 shifts.

With the nice inclusion of the LSD as standard, the only option I would want would be the headlights, but actively don’t want that other bullshit that goes with it, so base it would be. Everyone seems to include the damn headlight upgrade into an overpriced package that includes a bunch of odious crap. I could get my…

As your altee ego, let me assure you: we are an asshole.

Beans and peas, I just can’t take them at all. Even the smell makes me feel ill.

I take it “spotted dick” was right out, then?

My ex-wife preferred canned peas to frozen. I should have seen the sign. 

Yeah- hoping someone else out of greys asks that. You *can* still test positive after being vaccinated, it’s just milder. So my reaction kind of hinges on whether she was vaccinated- if she was vaccinated, that really sucks. If she wasn’t, she and especially her parent/guardian(s) were dumb. Many athletes from other…

Body horror’s usually saved as a classification for the movies that deal heavily, sometimes exclusively, with it to disturbing ends. David Cronenbergs entire filmography is almost nothing but body horror, which is why Cronenberg is sometimes used as shorthand for what a film is doing (Rick and Morty even used it a lot…

This is great, and what I was expecting/hoping would come from the partnership behind the team.  It’ll be interesting to see where this goes, given that NASCAR’s diversity initiative has been a bit of a mixed bag.