She’s not busy making WHYTE BABEEZ with these cretinous troglodytes, therefore she’s useless to them. Which is actually a pretty good legacy.

“You are literally the person in the photo.”

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

I think it’s because the selfish bastard wanted to be able to watch the eclipse while they fuck.

O, ye of little faith. He is 100% pure and 100% lethal. If that doesn’t spell orgasm for her then I don’t know what would...lol

This is what my quick tabulation got me:

Put up 5.6 WAR during his WORST season of that contract. One of the best free-agent signings ever.

Beltre is sweet. Great player, probably heavily underrated by most folks, and he’s fun, which is what games are all about.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

Donald Trump was a subject of debate among my now 8 year old and his friends. They thought he was a very naughty man who was mean about people and they hate the wall. My son said: “Why would he want to keep Mexican people out? They make delicious food like tacos AND burritos! Why would you get rid of people who make…

what I’m wondering is WTF videos is Pickle watching where he appears “nice”?

I’m a teacher. That’s a well argued paper from a 2nd grader. Seriously, I often get “X is bad because it’s bad” as an argument from much older kids. Counterpoint: Pickle could be president, because qualifications don’t matter (apparently). All he has to do is marry rich enough.

Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

Racism? At an Indians game?

Is that fuckin’ Boogaloo Shrimp?