Then how does he get to the games?! Hey-O!

Hey man that’s someone’s daughter you’re texting. 

Begins googling definition of sociopath

The basketball part

Asked to hold while he got a payday loan. I mean damn, that’s pretty Tampa the only thing that would make it more Tampa is if he needed the Pay Day loan in singles so he could make it rain at the strip club.

The kind of person who thinks it won’t raise questions to ask your manager to hold onto your gun while you run errands probably wasn’t paying those off anyway.

This guy graduated from St. John’s and was working at McDonalds?

We’ve been doing this since 2016. We literally took a vote on it. Catch up.

He could just drive his car up a hill. Shit he could probably walk that high.

He’s going to tip over one of the elephants and knock us flat off the turtle.

“Self taught rocket scientist” doesn’t believe in science. Film at 11.

Antarctica is a ring that encloses the rest of the world. No one has ever landed on the inner part of the Antarctic ring, traversed outward to the edge of the world, and returned back to the center continents. All of the scientists who claim to have gone to the research stations near the South Pole are liars. Jesus…

But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.

Hmmm... $20,000 for a rocket to go 1800 feet, or $300 for a short distance commercial flight with a window seat at 39,000 feet.

I am 1000% behind this plan. I wish more dumb people would launch themselves in home made rockets.

I am with you. We should form a club. Maybe a group of three warriors? There’s an opening I hear...

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

Okay. Seriously with this.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.