I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

Poor Baxter.

That no one is flipping him off in that photo makes me weep for our country.

Admittedly I only saw Smith Jr. a little bit in college, but my impression was “Boy is he fucking fast with the ball.” That’s my favorite NBA skill, being not just super quick, but somehow not losing any of that speed while dribbling. Makes a player exciting as hell. John Wall, Ty Lawson come to mind. Iverson was the…

Second biggest lie. The first one was “I have a good brain.”

[Sergeant] Detritus was particularly good when it came to asking questions. He had three basic ones. They were the direct (“Did you do it?”), the persistent (“Are you sure it wasn’t you that done it?”), and the subtle (“It was you what done it, wasn’t it?”). Although they were not the most cunning questions ever…

“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

This guy gets it.

I mean it is still a joke, just at the expense of a dead person.

Admittedly I am biased being a Mavs fan, but Dirk is just a genuinely good guy. Back in his early years, would occasionally run into him and Nash at a Chipotle and they both were always so accommodating to everyone who approached them. It’s great that he got a ring, particularly after the Avery Johnson playoff debacle…

This is fucking fantastic.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

“I will respect the table, I will respect the chairs and the curtains but until the man in the office has respect for the office I will not respect him”

I’d rather have a divide than unity behind something terrible

“Johnson said he intended on following his younger brother to whichever school he chose and enroll in graduate school; from there, he hoped to complete a degree and obtain the necessary certification required of NBA agents.”

Really solid way to attract future clients, too. You can tell this guy is definitely going places.

There are many different ways to spell Muhammad ( < this is considered the ‘proper’ way to spell the Prophet’s name in Latin characters ) and none are really correct or incorrect, because it was not originally a name written in the Latin alphabet.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

This fight was barely even long enough to masturbate to. 4/10.