As a daughter of immigrants, I am literally flooded with tears after the speech given by the father of the slain Muslim soldier. I am a staunch Independent, but this convention has convinced me to switch to the Democratic Party. If they continue to follow the principles that I see here, they will have my lifelong…

Wintour has already been consulting with her, since the campaign began. I’d say it’s going fairly well.

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

I was hoping i would see this comment

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

A Jezebel reader provided RECEIPTS on Twitter!

Wait for the price to be cut in half.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

“Robin needs to go into the front office, get put into a headlock and get savagely beaten for us.”

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

Michelle Obama just keeps getting better and better. At everything.

I’m with her, too.

I mighta gone with “root of the story”....

Sorry, Kirstie, no amount of pretty hair can make us forget you are a Trump-endorsing Scientologist.

True. I live in a similar area. I once worked with a guy who was named Ricky and that was what it said on his birth certificate. It wasn’t even short for Richard.

Unless their hiring standards change as well, zero of those applications are going to be accepted, if they display too much intelligence or empathy. Let’s not forget the guy from Connecticut who was rejected by the CPD because he was “too intelligent” and therefore deemed unacceptable because he may eventually…

You suck

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.