Forgive me because now I’m just recycling my old comments (my username was created when I was reading yet another article here identifying Melania as a supermodel).

You’re right, I suppose. I guess Hanks is too fancy for a good old fashioned dance routine to Macho Man these days. It’s like I don’t even know him anymore. <single tear>

Check the tweet: she isn’t a millennial, she’s a millennium. Ivanka is 1000 years; she’s like the Willenium, but blonder.

It’s wrong to assume otherwise.

while you’re making toast next, can you drop the toaster in a sink full of water and have at least one body part in there too?

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

His campaign is literally clown shoes.

Re: #2; have you considered lighting his computer on fire? Or him? Or yourself? Or everything? There are so many options with fire.

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

I don’t understand things anymore.

Find me an 80-year-old woman in Alabama who isn’t racist and I’ll believe any damn thing you want me to because you are clearly some sort of deity.

Obviously she was just worried about naggers trying to start something.

Because it was D.Rose and LeBron who did it. Just like in politics and in life, in sports the rich and powerful don’t get punished yet the ones with less power and money we throw the book at them. That is why I see these women as having more balls than LeBron and company. LeBron and co. could make even stronger…

PERFECT

So Voldemort replaces Voldemort?

This would make me happy except that he’s making millions and millions of dollars simply for being fired and nothing will change at Fox News and I’m sure he’ll never face any true consequences for his actions. The entire world knowing what his scrotum looks like doesn’t really count, I guess.

Yes, the “Concerned Jordan” meme is taking the internet by storm!

I’d quietly sprinkle a wee bit of glitter into their hair. Just enough to give them fairy dandruff for a few weeks.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.