If I was trying to sell a house I’d put my dog in all the photos. Tell me this face wouldn’t make you want to buy:

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

I laughed so hard at this skit I couldn’t catch my breath. She is a force of nature.

lol

I love you. Perfect.

Ryan’s pic was of all the R interns. This pic is of all the D interns. They are radically different — and there are still many white interns in the D pic. If it’s the more diverse picture that seems racist to you, well, the call is coming from inside the house, dude.

Now I’m shipping Scott Baio and Stacy Dash. They would be the worst and maybe if paired together they would create a singularity of awfulness that would destroy each other.

This happened. #burn

To be fair, he probably scaled the fence.

if only they were a lil more endangered

Those are like, skinny jeans with a front flap.

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, Clover.

That’s the face of a man slowly dying on the inside

What? That’s love. Clearly.

can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

[deleting this because, upon rereading it, it struck me as both inadvertently patronizing and kind of a bummer. i have always liked your posts and you seem smart and nice and i hope you enjoy the next season of game of thrones! :) ]