Did they look like this?

Same. I met my last love at a bookstore. I had ordered a copy of Carl Jung’s The Red Book, which I had no intention of buying because it’s well over $100. I just wanted to look at the pictures. But the girl who presented me with my order was cute, so I feigned interested in the pages and just kept standing there like…

Actually, they might be TOMS. I think I saw the TOMS tag on the back heel.

Sorry, I edited to add they’re Jimmy Choo, I believe. I also could be way off.

Idk, but I want Idris’ shoes, which I believe are Jimmy Choo crocodile-embossed slip-on sneakers.

Just go with it.

The good news is you have until next summer to catch up. But if you don’t want to sit through 60 hours worth of unsullied (wink, wink) entertainment, here’s a synopsis presented by Samuel L. Jackson.

I’m happy to hear that. Also, I don’t know about you, but Key & Peele always seems to cheer me up.

Between watching the disgusting hate and fear mongering of the RNC and reading the horrifying racist tweets that forced Leslie Jones off Twitter, I can’t wait until about four months from now, when Trump is out of the spotlight and all the repulsive followers he’s incited are driven back into the dark corners of the…

Ah, yes, the blind eyes of Justice.

CNN is reporting 5–6 weeks.

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

These women are badasses.

Gratias tibi.

What’s even worse is that he’ll always be reelected, no matter how racist he presents himself publicly. He’s been in the House for 13 years. His district, Iowas’s 4th, is 95.8% white and 0.8% black.

What is it about the Southern strategy that is so hard to understand?

James Murdoch is “steadfastly liberal,” according to a 2003 article from the New York Times. He’s donated up to $5,000 to the Clinton Foundation, and he donated $2,300 towards Hillary’s 2008 campaign. According to Wikipedia, his wife, Kathryn Hufschmid, works for the Clinton Climate Initiative, a charitable foundation…

At this point, he has to be purposefully testing how dumb his supporters are.

That cartoon villain is his dad?

You are funny, and I like you.