He bragged about being humble for fuck’s sake. Who does that?

Is it me, or does Sarah look like she’s about to take the baby and reenact that scene from The Witch?

/s

How'd it turn out?

My uncle makes really good nilagang baka. My mom’s tinolang manok and adobo are okay, I just don’t like all the skin.

What are you going to make?

As an Asian American, this is the type of shit I’ve had to deal with all my life. Even from friends, who think it’s all in good fun. (My very first memory of being different was from kindergarten, when a boy on the jungle gym yelled, “Move over, Karate kid!” I vividly remember the shock and embarrassment I felt.)

You used an em dash! Thank you!

Trump introducing Pence:

It’s still real to me, damn it!

Hill Billy Deluxe?

He’s the far right version of Charlie:

I’m surprised she used “whom” correctly.

What are the odds this woman was also pro-life?

I’ve first saw this story on TheHill. Judging by the comments there, yes, their heads are exploding, and, of course, “Thanks, Obama!”

ElectionBettingOdds averages two different betting markets (one legal in the US).

Donald Trump, IRL

Please clap.

This is next level protection from Sharia law after Hillary becomes president.