“I won’t direct for loads of cash!

Headline: implies some specific hostility towards Gunn or Gunn’s DC plans from Affleck

Someday--maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday--we will finally have run out of things to say about that stupid Justice League movie.

Ben Affleck: I don’t want to squander any more of my life, of which I have a limited amount.

I’m more excited for the sequel, Heroin Heron.

I’m not overly familiar with Elaine Miles, but I did think, “You guys got Graham freaking Greene and that’s all you’re going to use him for?” Nice to see him, though, even though I was hoping for a little more screen time. Miles was hilarious, too.

Bring back Up With People!

fun fact: they call it the halftime show because it occurs between the first and second half of the Super Bowl

She thought her experience would become clickbait.  You won’t believe what happened next.

My take for this article is that there’s hope for Cocaine Bear in Phase 5.

[Monkeys paw curls shut]

But now how will I keep up with the 90 Day Fiancee Cinematic Universe

I’d rather watch Michael Palin just eating a sandwich. He’d bring warmth and humanity to it, and it would still be very funny.

As has been noted, this really looks a lot more like scripted Drunk History than a follow-up to the original movie. But I still hope it’s at least fun.

“Ok so there’s this good guy, and then he meets this other guy, and then um he has to find out whats happening and so then he goes to space and then he’s like “oh no!” and then and then”

i mean, i’ll take any review that isn’t a straight recap.

Maybe I'm being an asshole, but shouldn't reviews be based on what a show does, not what you wish it did? I mean, the author of this review basically spent three consecutive paragraphs grappling internally about whether they understand the concept of the show or not. Do editors still exist here on this site?

Hopefully the pre-wedding party gathers around the table for brunch and belts out Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s “I Say a Little Prayer.”

She really Britta’d that couple