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Coppola’s wife, Elanor,
Who?
Coppola’s wife, Elanor,
Who?
Coppola’s wife, Elanor,

What did you expect?  A happy ending?

Underling: “Wow the White Lotus numbers are great! We’re gonna make a lot of money on this one. Season 3 is going to rake in even more”

The Sonnenfeld films were at their best when the Addams’s were forced to live among normal society (getting evicted in the first film, summer camp in the second). It’s a shame this show doesn’t understand that.

When I saw the trailer I was immediately excited about, and then gravely disappointed that she’s only briefly seen attending a normal high school before getting shipped off to Nevermore. I’d have much rather seen a series about Wednesday in the setting of a regular high school. Plus they could’ve had some fun with the

Tim Burton used to be my favorite director but hasn’t done anything worth watching since Ed Wood in 1994. He’s clearly run out of ideas. 

My prediction was right. They “Sabrina’d” this fucking thing and of course it’s going to be fucking terrible.

“That happens a lot in Weird, which boasts a high enough hit-to-miss ratio in its gags to succeed as a comic biopic but can’t help milking the gags that hit until their freshness evaporates.”

The name of that boat? You guessed it: The Green Eggs and Frank Stallone.

Not sure it’s fair to compare Walk Hard to Spinal Tap anyway. Walk Hard is a parody of predictable musician biopics so it follows all of the familiar beats. Spinal Tap is a lot more loose, mostly improvised and doesn’t have one specific target.

Al Yankovic is the one person I believe represents all that is good in humanity. If I found out he was a racist or some kind of sex criminal, I honestly don't know if I could recover. 

Watching the Baz Luhrmann Elvis movie unironically do the “singer gets the audience riled up” scene from Walk Hard kind of broke my brain.

Walk Hard is so good it basically killed musical biopics. I was stunned the Queen movie actually had the balls to do all the clichés post Walk Hard.

Walk Hard is an absolutely perfect parody and it isn't physically possible for it to be funnier 

Saying that Walk Hard should’ve been funnier is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Because no one watches it all the way through. It’s the movie you put on in the den while the Christmas party rages through the house.

They canned a fully filmed Batgirl movie, but instead we’re getting this.