Good list. Not the greatest movies, but I also liked The Jackal and Last Man Standing.

I like being called sir though, it makes me feel like a real grownup even though I’m mostly not. 

The real question is: Should this change my opinion of Miles Davis’ “Birth of the Cool”?

It will all have been worth it if, for next year’s Oscars, when he comes out to present Best Actress, they wheel Will Smith out in full Hannibal Lecter containment gear.

I’d have more sympathy for this point if the right hadn’t spent the last year complaining about non-existent CRT teaching in elementary and high schools. 

Yep and Obamacare isn’t actually called Obamacare but I seem to be the only person in the world who calls it The ACA.

Get fucked

“Ukrainian Biolabs Turn Out to Be Chipotle Franchises”

Quick Reminder: Ming-Na Wen is 58 going on about 34. 

F that, I come to AV Club for in depth coverage of ever military exercise! I just wish they would review them on a A-F scale.

The only thing that IS clear is that he reserves his greatest contempt for us, the readers.

They are apparently also experiencing a cheese shortage. A few locations serve things like pretzels with beer cheese/pub cheese and there is a shortage of it so they swap out for the generic nacho cheese but didn’t adjust the prices.

“I understood that reference.”

Who are you, Billy Ray Valentine?

When the first promotional still dropped, and the cast looked like they wandered off the set for an Iphone ad, I instantly knew this was going to suck.

Also, no criticism is complete without mentioning that this was shot in Bulgaria and IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SHOT IN BULGARIA.

“Go fuck another fish, asshole”

“You’re fucking late, dickheads.”

I can’t even express how amazing this show is (and the finale was).

Husband’s response to every one of these movies: That’s so unrealistic. No one’s chainsaw starts up that easily every time.