“Finally, we’ve made contact. Do not come back to earth! Go as far away as you can!”

Oh ho! We got a real David Crosby over here!

Third party voters are the people who say “anything is cool with me” when someone asked what they like on pizza and then throw a fit when it shows up with black olives.

She is perfect for this. She is so, so perfect for this. 

Seven billion tickets..... So, anything from the middle shelf.

At this point maybe they should hold it for 2024 and call it Wonder Woman 1984: The 40th Anniversary Edition.

is it fucked up that my mouth started watering at the thought of a chicken and waffles beverage?

Syrup and chicken juice?

You fuck it, like a proud, non-bracelet-wearing man.

“Babe, he’s so nutty he would give Mr. Peanut anaphlaxis, ok? I mean, this cat has so many nuts rolling around up there he makes Lance Armstrong look like George Washington Carver, amirite?”

“I don’t know what side to take.” ~ Stewart Bracelet

I mean, it’s Mulan. It’s an established children’s movie, based on a 6th century Chinese folktale. Mulan doesn’t overthrow the Communist Party and impose democracy, Mulan joins the military and fights the huns for the honor of her father and the king. 

The Chronicles of Prydain deserve so much better.

Come on Disney, go for the live-action The Black Cauldron remake next

this show is better than 6 of the 9 movies.

That’s likely where I watch it late one weekend night when I can’t sleep even though it’s 2:30 a.m.

Finally! Good work, everyone! Take five, come back and we’ll take about Tenet or Mulan or whatever.

As soon as it started I was struck by goddamn, what a brilliant idea to combine haunted house tropes with the actual horrors that middle class Black people faced trying to move into white neighborhoods. This actual history is so bloody (Trumbull was referenced and that violence was all over, like sundown towns. They ca…