If you want to own paradise
Simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to own the world.
There’s nothing to it.

i like the idea of putting them in the empty boxes of healthy cereal!

Meh. Big deal. I hid beer from my mother because she thinks everyone is an alcoholic.

This should be cross posted with Savage Love.

To be fair to Colin Jost, his father does have big plans for the property after he tears down the community center.

My mind immediately thought of someone else who hates cans..

All of that is his stated goal, to spend one term fixing Trump’s mess then handing things off to a younger, more progressive successor.

It really is! The Greek yogurt adds such good flavor to the whipped cream, balancing it against all the other sweet things so nothing tastes cloying. I also love making this with apricots and nectarines. 

That looks delicious. 

will cake absorb freezer funk?

there’s a limit to how fancy a peanut butter sandwich eaten off of a paper towel can make a girl feel.

I like both his books.

perry busting out the n-word was pretty jarring considering our current point in history, but what was interesting was that he used it to provoke paul into giving him what he wanted and paul, although clearly angry about the whole situation, wasn’t gonna let perry get to him that easily. his response was great.

Can we just put a cork in this “is not my Perry Mason”. I think this is an audacious and stunningly well mounted take on a literary character and not not the dismissive “gritty reboot” so many are claiming. Further I think this is leading up to a courtroom drama while at the same time immersing viewers in a time and…

Thanks, everyone's racist uncle at Thanksgiving! 

Theater is a live artform, its ephemeral nature the source of its magic.

I can now picture her hovering around other people in the restroom like Moaning Myrtle and trying to determine if they belong there.

It’s gonna be a loooong fucking time before I’m comfortable eating at a restaurant again.

Without spoiling, I would say that is INACCURATE.

“She will probably be more thankful for the $4 than I will miss it” is a fantastic guiding principle.