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Netflix has a pretty decent Dracula limited series. It’s an interesting take on Dracula.

When my friend and I go to Denny’s like the hungover slobs that we are, she orders “Moons Over My Hammy, no hammy” every time and it never fails to make me giggle like a child

My daughter and stepson are pool lifeguards, and they agree it’s the best summer job on earth. They get to tan, be around their attractive and half-dressed peers, and eat at the snack shack for free. They also have the added bonus of getting to legitimately wear the super cool sweatpants and hoodies that say LIFEGUARD

Dude, this show is fucking hilarious. It’s so darkly funny and it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. I’m excited for season 2!

I quit cigarettes by vaping, and then quit vaping altogether. Smoke free for 5 years and 6 days, and vape free for 2 years and 6 days. I, for one, am glad that vaping exists.

My experience is completely anecdotal, but I began vaping 5 years ago, on my 30th birthday, to quit smoking. I only used “sweet” flavors, such as vanilla and cotton candy. I started out with the highest nicotine level, then moved down to 3, then 0. I quit vaping on my 33rd birthday and haven’t had a vape or cigarette

I genuinely and non-ironically love 8 Crazy Nights.

I had no idea that he was up for that part! Idk though, Eli Roth brought a menace to that role that I’m not sure Sandler could pull off? It’s really interesting to consider.

My almost 13 year old son called me a VSCO girl today, and then refused to tell me what it means. I don’t even wear scrunchies?

Maleficent is giving me serious Cersei vibes with that smirk!

You can NEVER go wrong with “man getting hit in groin by sports-ball”

My family is from that area as well, it’s a sad place unfortunately.

When I was 10, my calico took a ride in the dryer. I thought the thumping was sneakers, asked my dad if it was and he said “Nope”. We both looked at each other and went sprinting for the dryer. Her skin was red and flushed under her white spots, and she was very thirsty, but otherwise unscathed.

I just made this last night as a first time tofu cook, I was super impressed at how easy and delicious it was!

I am super unnecessarily annoyed at the people bitching about getting texts and emails too late.

A glass of red wine plus a hit from a one-hitter is an excellent way to spend an evening.

Girl, same. My ex husband still tries to control my happiness, lately it’s telling the kids that I could only buy the new SUV I just bought (first vehicle I have ever bought completely on my own, at 34 years old!) because of him. I don’t talk about him to them, but this time I had to set that record straight.

Courtney will ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart for Live Through This. It was my angry girl soundtrack for life.

I actually came here specifically looking for an article on the CR Kickstarter. I found this one, which is VERY good, but yeah, I get what you’re saying.