Elizabeth Airhead looks alarmingly like Sookie Stackhouse in that picture.

I call BS on Willow Smith because Target does not sell Vans. At all.

Pretty sure No Sleep is just another creepypasta forum. They are implicitly fake but users are encouraged to act and react as though they are real. This is a nice one, though.

I think that these stories aren't necessarily true, but they're treated as true. Like it's a forum rule that commenters can't call out stories as fake, but have to pretend it's true. I spend much more time reading these stories and scaring myself than I should. This one seems really well done though.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

When a campus cop tells a woman hes going to slam her on the car if she doesnt obey him, and the college thinks thats perfectly ok, there is seriously something very wrong with that college.

I misread that and thought you said you needed to go squeeze your butt.

As an American who plays and watches the game, that's hogwash. Goalie = Keeper. They are synonyms, just like field = pitch, team = club, boots = cleats, etc. No need to be pedantic about terminology.

Of course men need to learn to not rape, but she's not wrong either.

why do people seem to think that learning self-defense and teaching men not to rape are mutually exclusive? no one is blaming the victim if she gets rape, anything she can do to protect herself is good. also no one is blaming rape victims for not knowing self defense. we can try to teach people not to murder or…

Did Paltrow really just compare mean internet comments to being in a war???

Also, because I hated the hairy man hands on the front of Bossypants. They grossed me out so much I waited for the paperback just hoping they would change the cover.

That's why you make them do all the cleanup, rather than waste the legal systems time and the money to try and prosecute this in court.

It's not tacky to give, it's tacky to ask.

Yes! For some reason fiancé makes me gag. I think it sounds kind of pretentious, I guess? Like you just HAVE to put it out there that you're getting married. The whole engagement thing seemed stupid to me. My partner went straight from being boyfriend to husband and I did not announce our engagement on facebook either.

It's okay. The plot is weak and the characters are largely forgettable. The music pushes everything along. Worth watching, certainly, but I don't get the LOVE. In terms of character/plot/overall score...Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast are far superior.

Jane Lynch, I feel ya. When I was 13 I went on vacation with my family and wrote "I am gay" in huge letters on this desolate stretch of beach knowing that they would be washed away when the tide came in, but feeling like I needed to tell someone, even if it was just the ocean. Being a closeted little one is really…

That circus was one of my first vivid memories. Also, in the parking lot of that circus one of the most embarrassing moments of my childhood happened...my underwear were new and too big, and they fell to my ankles while we were walking out. Hundreds of people saw. I was yelling "they're falling!!!" to whoever I was…

My 6-year-old son asked me about going to Sea World the other day and I was straight up with him and told him my feelings (without being graphic). By the end of the conversation he was ready with a plan to go down there and set the whales free. Fuck Sea World!

When I was in 3rd grade or so, I was on the playground at school minding my own business during recess when THREE boys came up to me and started hassling me. Two of them grabbed my arms and wouldn't let me move and the third was telling me about how he was going to punch me, so I kicked him right in the crotch. I…

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…