You need Poshe or seche vite, girlfriend. Life changing.

And people say he's not a good actor.

Agree with everyone chiming in about the much superior Tapatio. Used to be a cholula fanatic myself, until I saw the light. Tapatio is way cheaper, too.

What teen would fake a friendship because they were dying to go to Madonnas house?!

I feel sick.

Lindsay has been hospitalized for “exhaustion” multiple times. It's not a bizarre reference, you just didn't get it.

And Jane is the actual biological mother of resulting insemination, which makes things a lot less murky IMO. Though FTR, the father in JTV only intended the sperm for his wife. He wasn’t a random sperm donor.

Whoops. Ignore that. Watch this instead.

SO IRRITATING!

How long/what temp until tofu is crunchy?

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

She is the straight fucking worst. Whenever I click on an article and realize it’s hers, I’m filled with regret. If I could block her articles from appearing, I would.

Britney seriously loves ham.

She reminds me of Jessica Lange! Gorge!

Oh yeah, I keep trying to think of excuses to go to Portland BESIDES eating this!

Look up homegrownsmoker on instagram.

Ahhh, lovely! I still think that might not be low enough for my dress though :( Looking at the brand, they might have some other options though! Thanks!

What brand did you end up getting? I’m having a hard time finding a bustier that seems low enough for my dress. I was pretty bummed when the dress shop told me 40DD was too big to have cups sewn in :(