Papa John is a real asshole. The garlic sauce isn't worth it.

We call that a pickleback

Thought the headline said SQUID DIET. Very disappointed when I read the article.

BYE PHYLICIA

They're back in the news because the daughter is doing really well on Dancing With the Stars.

I am so sad for all of us that you are leaving, but happy for you, because you deserve better. You'll be sorely missed.

I was so scared about who would take over the morning DB. No disrespect, but I stopped enjoying the evening edition after Lindy left. I was relieved to see Madeleine's name up top.

Wow, did not know all of that. Gross and disappointing. I actually hope Dodai is the next to leave - for greener pastures.

I think you meant Rihanna. I don't know who Rhianna is.

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lol, no. Not Seattle. Why would tacocat be a seattle thing?

I think you mean, what is BABBY.

Yep. Watched them beat the Mexico national team in a friendly 8-0 last week. I actually prefer watch the women over the men - I think they play harder, are more fun to watch, and are way more likely to win.

The USWNT is a BIG deal, to a lot of people. They're far more successful than the men's team has been, that's for sure. Hope Solo was a huge star last WC. She was also on Dancing with the Stars immediately after and did really well. You don't even have to be a "HUGE" sports fan to know about her or these things.

Every writer I've loved at jezebel is now gone. And these new kids just aren't cutting it for me.

Yeah, I was gonna say. Why did I travel all over searching for some earrings Kim lost that were supposed to be a gift for her momager Kris?

Right? How do you watch GG and come away LIKING Blake Lively? Go away forever, Serena!

Same. I thought she recently went to GIVE a lecture and the audience stoned her.

ICED cappuccinos are not a thing.

It's SO pretentious! For some reason saying it just makes me squirm.