The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

I find this to be really frustrating. Of course, Garland isn’t the most progressive pick; in the current political climate, where even this moderate nominee is unlikely to get a fair hearing, a more progressive candidate would especially be DOA. Obama was/is being a savvy politician by offering up a qualified…

lol, ok!

Michael makes my skin crawl, especially when he smiles.

Agree Michael is the worst!! I like her baby daddy better.

I am caught up. Don’t feel like they gave the professor the arch he deserved and I hate Michael.

Exactly. You don’t hear Kim denying what Kanye said about getting her blessing before releasing that song where Ye calls Taylor a bitch and says that he made her famous and can still fuck her, but we’re sleep, tho.

Where was cool and real Kim when her family and husband slut shaming Amber? He did like literally last month. Where was this empowered Kim? Oh I get, slut shaming is wrong when it only concerns her. And people aren't slut shaming her, they are attention whore shaming her, big difference. Let me know when this…

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Whoosh.

Oprah’s commercial just makes me eat bread. Like I will take some bread every damn time that commercial comes on. Stocks in bread rose when they aired that shit. Sorry Weight Watchers. Congrats bread.

Don’t worry, we blacks and Latinos are about to come in and save liberal white America from itself very soon.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

I think people want Amber Rose to be more fab than Kim because they like her more. But that's not how beauty works. Kim K may not be interesting but she is fucking fierce. Sorry.

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I am an Old. I don’t listen to the radio. I have eyes, though, and Rihanna does not appear to have had plastic surgery. I don’t know where you’re getting that one from.

You manifested him. The Secret works.

Chill.

...wait what? What word are you trying to spell?