Joan did go...where Kim and Khloe had her moved.

This stuff annoys me. I'm her age. And like her, I was blessed with far-below-average-wrinklage (my older sisters and I regularly thank our pop for that). I've met people 10 years younger who have loads more wrinks. It's the luck of the draw (though hard livin / chain smokin / overexposure to sun can have some…

Drake the kind to break up with a girl because he loves her too much.

yeah, imma go out on a limb and say that he/she/they is just fine with surrendering a hotel job for $250,000.

I think the key in that scenario is the sketchy owner. Good owners make for good dogs. I'm sorry that happened to your partner.

Especially the attempt to drag the kid away. That is full-on predator behaviour, not defensive.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

WHAT THE EFF that is amazing!!! This Cat for President

Yeah, me too. This makes me want to believe it's a fake, but IDK.

Agreed! Formal, informal: just pick one and go with it!

This bothers me, too!

Makes me want to call her Kimberly from now on.

I was going to write the same thing, but it is a modern invite so perhaps that is what the kids are doing now.

Google images tells me that she spelled out Kimberly in her marriage to Humphries, so I'd say, yeah. Fake.

That, and also...why spell out 2014 if you're not even going to include your full names on the invitations? Don't ask me why I care. I don't...what?

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Just wait till you get to the 1/64 of an olive...

Wait: I knew Michael Sheen had dated Rachel McAdams, but he was also married to Kate Beckensdale?! He must have an amazing personality, and possibly Bill Clinton levels of charisma.

There is no jab included in this joke. It's well-known that GWB, the president before President Obama, has taken up painting. It was just a joke about that, but with President Obama making fun of himself and his lack of artistic ability. You're adding more to it.