I also really like the marker version of this.. The stain+balm as opposed to the balm stain. Gothic is a deep red you can layer/not for your chosen redness. I usually skip the balm side and use my own though.

Kindle, or the kindle app for your smartphone if you don't have one.

That's it.. Downloading Now!

Oh man.. Seriously! Fucking Polly. I also thought it was HILARIOUS that Larry was pressuring Piper so hard to make money off of their soap business.. while she was in prison! "I need you to contribute to rent while you're in prison.. I'm too busy jerking off and trying to get on NPR to make any money myself"

I have a springer spaniel.. His farts are deadly, but usually silent. On the rare occasion you can hear them, the shameful look on his face is THE BEST. I'm pretty much a fart prude.. SO and I don't do it in front of each other, and we have been together for 10 years. I'm just not into it. But something about dog…

Animals audibly farting is also somehow less gross/funnier/kind of cuter than human farting. I don't know why or how.

I don't really like Piper, but I DESPISE Larry! The fact that this is based on her real life drives me nuts. They are both so awful! I also cannot STAND Laura Prepons eyebrows. Have they always been this way? Agreed that the other inmates stories are so much better.

Yup! Delicious, carbonated prune juice. Plus HFCS, obvs. Have you ever had the individually wrapped prunes? Sunsweet ones is the brand, I think. They are actually SO good!

YUP. Dr Pepper is my favorite, but I cannot for the life of me get behing DDP. AT ALL.. Regular Dr Pepper though, in a can? BEST EVER EVER EVER.

Dr Pepper is prune flavored, duh. NOM NOM NOM

Doesn't he have a ton of money that people donated to him? Am I remembering wrong?

Same.. It kinda just seems like she maybe got more enthusiastic about her dance moves.. They still look a little wild and jerky to me. Still, good for her!

I'm in the middle of planning a wedding, and a lot of venues make it VERY clear that alcohol has to be purchased by the hosts, and you're not allowed to charge a "cover", per drink, etc. CUZ THAT SHIT IS TACKY!

OMG YES! Blair IS a gourmet pastry! Serena literally stands around with her mouth hanging open, fake laughing, and dating THE WORST possible candidate for a boyfriend she can find. I honestly don't know how she got into Brown, or Columbia, or gets job offers..because she shows NO signs of intelligence. Blair DESERVED…

BFF<333

I just got through the season with the hand through the window glass face episode. It really did bum me out, because I definitely have always been rooting for them and I find it really hard to reconcile that with how obviously dysfunctional they are. Not to get TOO serious in a convo about GG, but I do in real life…

Blake Lively is the ABSOLUTE WORST. I haaaaate Serena! I was actually like "YES, she DOES get away with everything! BRING THAT BITCH DOWN!!!" When Juliet/Vanessa/Little J were scheming. Leighton Meester is amaze in every way. And Blair has so much more going on than Serena! Yes, at times villainy, but I really saw…

someone else made me realize.. SLAIR!

YES. How did I not see it?

RIGHT?? Bleth!!!