I have recently started watching Gossip Girl again via Netflix, and I am Blair Waldorf obsessed. Perf hair and make up all day every day, I basically want to be her. Blair and Seth? What's their celeb couple name.. Bleth?

Yes yes yes! I actually downloaded all of the Alana books to me kindle recently and re-read them all. Most exciting and sexy books from my youth!

Not if you get them at the dollar store, like I do!

What the hell! Kat Von D has managed to get every man she's dated to propose, but hasnt married any of them. Except her tattooer mustachioed ex husband, I guess. What's the deal, lady?

This is always my biggest issue with beer. I read descriptions like "caramel flavors with chocolate undertones" and I except it to taste like the most delicious cream soda or something.. And it always just tastes like beer

I clicked that Harry Styles link thinking to myself "an Arrested Development tattoo?" and being a little impressed. Nope.

Marshall got offered a judge job, which he took and starts right away, and hasn't told Lily. Even though they're supposed to be moving to Italy. You know Robins locket? She drunk dug it up when Ted was going to marry Stella, and Ted wants to give it to her because he still has feelings for her. He's moving to Chicago…

Ditto Mulan! Straight up running her family's farm, almost missing her appointment with the "matchmaker". Takes her fathers place in battle. SAVES CHINA. NBD.

I don't think anyone thinks its in her best interest to stay with her adoptive parents because they are white with a nice house. Its because for the first two years of her life she was raised and loved by them. The adoptive parents didn't do anything wrong. They didnt knowingly steal her away from her tribe. They got…

The save the date for his wedding is on the fridge at my work :)

The best part of these things and avoiding alcohol is the first drink AFTER. Did a 10 day juice fast and got WASTED on a glass of wine. I'm usually a whole bottle kind of girl.

I'm on day 9 of a 14-30 day juice fast and I want to eat EVERYTHING!! But I will say things get way easier after the first 3 days!