That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Im seriously thinking they are going for a “You cant find me guilty if I prove Im guilty first!” strategy here.

Going from “I never met Putin” to having a conversation with the guy about “the most beautiful hookers” is a hell of a 180.

For one brief moment - when he took the stage at the RNC and refused to endorse Trump - I actually had a modicum of respect for Ted Cruz. But then he almost immediately went back to being Ted Cruz, in all his obsequious, obnoxious glory.

All efforts on the eastern border makes me think of the minimal nod and wave I get from CHP at the fruit-check stand.

We all are raccoons, trapped into this thing we called society.

Idea: the USA should make Puerto Rico a state, and give Long Island to Spain.

Tiffany is white and Trump still doesn’t give a damn about her.

Okay, but when all of Long Island loses power (which happens...how often?), ordinarily (I’d assume) there is a prompt response. Sure it may not be as quick as some LI residents would prefer, but the US doesn’t treat LI like a third world country as is has Puerto Rico, its own territory (not to mention there are much…

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve said Apr 17, 19118.

“Keep in mind, Sean Hannity is a talk show host. He’s not under investigation by anyone for anything. Who he hires as a lawyer and why is nobody’s business,” Carlson said. “No judge has a right to violate his privacy or anybody else’s. Those used to be the rules, but the rules have changed.”

HIPAA doesn’t really protect your doctor/patient confidentiality if you are in cahoots with the doctor to get illegal prescriptions.

I don’t know. Occam’s razor says the whole thing’s more likely part of a liberal conspiracy to prevent Fox from revealing evidence of Hillary’s murder of Seth Rich because he was about to blow the whistle on the Pizzagate pedophiles’ involvement in Benghazi.

You have a rare talent for understatement.

Oh NOW there is some sacred right to privacy?

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

It is WILD how dumb these motherfuckers are

John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.

Bill Maher is trash.

He also has the audacity to quote Hannah Arendt, specifically a work where she argues that action is what builds relationships between people - exactly the opposite of what he’s saying.