I’m right behind you on this!

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

I bet you anything that “the Trump regime being taken down by a vengeful porn star” won’t even crack the top ten weirdest moments of this entire shitshow once all is said and done.

Satire has left the building.

Razing Arizona

I am 100% certain that this dipshit - the ultimate legacy kid - will default on all these loans. And what they say is true: Women really do marry effete and dainty versions of their fathers.

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Sounds like you’ve got the jist of it.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

when the Eagles responded later on a 4th and goal before halftime by throwing a trick pass to THEIR QB Foles for a touchdown, that HAD to be the greatest Troll Play in NFL history.

I didn’t watch most of the game and didn’t see Brady drop the pass, but did he ever, at any point, separate his hands in order to catch the ball?

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

“Look, if the Rebels blow up the Death Star they’re just gonna brag about it, so I’m rooting for the Empire.”

According to the editor of the piece (She did an AMA over on reddit - I wouldn’t recommend looking at it, the discussion is mostly a shitshow), the piece has been in the works for over six months as the reporters cultivated sources and weeded out unverifiable info.

My feeling all along is that I haven’t seen convincing evidence that Trump & Co. are truly treasonous enough to engage in an explicit quid pro quo with Putin: lifting sanctions in exchange for Hillary’s emails. That takes a level of thought and self-awareness that just hasn’t been evident. I don’t think they were…