Right? And those people working for the relief effort as opposed to the photo op don’t need to be bothered with his petty bullshit trying to find the box of large gloves ‘cause this petty dipshit wants to talk about how big his hands are.

Notice how far back Pence is. Now notice that Donnie’s hands are outstretched towards the camera. Remember the forced perspective that made Gandalf look so much taller than the Hobbits in LOTR? Factor that in.

Now in Presidential Size (TM)!

He’s a millionaire that’s had everything done for him his entire life so something as simple as putting on a latex glove is unfathomably complicated for him.

Look at the gloves on that lady, those are nitrile gloves They stretch almost as much as latex and the don’t tear unless you catch them on a scalpel or a knife or such.

I just wonder how pissed Disaster Relief Barbie is that she’s been put in this position. These are exactly the kind of people that she got into high class escorting to avoid and now twice in one week she’s out with them.

That’s why I don’t believe he actually ate any of the McDonald’s or KFC he was photographed with. He held that food the same way, like he didn’t really want it near him, but wanted the photo op.

And instead he’s arguing that eliminating such taxes and also eliminating the estate tax won’t help people like him at all. Suuuuure.

based on visual evidence

Fun fact: I once had a regular sexwork client who was a very Trumpian demographic - rich, white, elderly, conservative, self absorbed.

We now know that Kim Jong-un has his photos altered to make his ears appear smaller. I would not put it past this regime to do the same thing. Make the banana smaller, my hands need to look yuge!

...and higher estate taxes.

Do you ever wonder if he’d been hugged more as a child could all this have been averted?

He’s a great argument for a higher capital gains tax

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Does he just not know how to use his hands? Pilosi looks uncomfortable. Is that a handshake?!! Or is he going to kiss her hand and expect a curtesy?!

Well, he was born a millionaire. It’s baffling he (allegedly) stayed one, though.

He didn’t “become” a billionaire, he inherited money from his father and actually has done worse with it than if he had just invested in a fund directly tied to the S&P.

He can’t even hold a banana like a fucking human.

“He picked out a banana and asked if anyone wanted one.”