Giant machines + Columbo = awesome....though i think it needs just one more thing

I’m a Pats fan and this just embarasses me. We need to get back to what real football should be about: pelting Goodell’s Maine home with poop-filled paper bags, not filing frivilous lawsuits.

The Aristocrats!

This is hilarious, but I’m wondering how many readers are old enough to get it.

trading Chandler? Could they be any more cold-blooded?

That would be my best guess as well. And as a sailor, I must bow my head a bit, because that really seems like a shitty way to go for a sailor...regardless of origin.

I haven't seen a Norman sack that game-changing since Rome 1084.

In my oppinion, if you’re going to pay for it, you might as well get the MOST for your money.

Within the species Fontender Loaderus, the destruction of the prey’s clearcoat shell is ritualistic among most tribes. The display of strength is often thought to be as much an affirmation of the machine’s devotion to their tribe as it is a way of attracting mates from the sub-genus, Backhoen.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

#NorseLivesMatter

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

Are you spy hunter?

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.

I think its gonna be a long long time

Still not as bad as the first time when the Feds went after them with B-17s.

“Thank me, now I don’t have to save so many children with your likes!”

Yeah, they look like a collegiate team. And the new uniforms suck, too!

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.