I’m too fatigued to think a moment and make an engineering joke. It’s nuts, I’m not usually such a failure.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“We kept trying over and over and over again. To the settlement table. To the settlement. To the settlement table. BACK. BACK. BACK. BACK. BACK. And the time was GONE.” Berman said.

Ain’t no party like a DPRK submarine party because DPRK submarine parties don’t stop.

I am a leaf on the win[SMOOOSH!] Goram dozers.

My only hope (a pipe dream) is that the Pats win another SB, Brady gets MVP, and no one on the team from ownership down even acknowledges Goodell during the ceremony. Like, won’t even look at him. I picture Goodell standing there holding the trophy like it’s a fruitcake no one wants. Then Kraft leans into the mic and…

It’s pretty clear this stopped being about on-field conduct months ago, and that this is a pissing contest between two guys who can’t afford to lose in the eyes of the public, and yet they both have.

Well that’s quite the non sequitur. At least you admit that the balls were fucked with... Brady doesn’t even admit to that.

Ah yes, who remembers having to reach behind the TV and change the switch everytime you wanted to play some Atari?

Big props to them. They obviously knew they had no right to be in that competition, other than their country needed someone to represent. Seems they just went and had a good time. Not easy to block the rest out. Good job, dudes.

I used to just think you were crazy.
Now, I know that you’re crazy.
Keep doing what you’re doing Doug.

McNally and Jastremski are the two minor characters in a Shakespeare play. Judging from their very entertaining texts, they’re the clowns that provide comic relief. They are almost too perfect in the roles they play.

The best example I found of this was them stating “these equations predict that the Patriots balls should have measured between 11.52 and 11.32 psig at the end of the first half, just before they were brought back into the Officials Locker Room. Most of the individual Patriots measurements recorded at halftime,…

By knowing that this is not a civil court case but the report of possible rules violations by a privately held sports league?

As much as I hate the Pats, they still won SB49 on the field with properly inflated footballs.

BOSTON HEROES

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

Indeed they are