I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

It must be extremely weird to be an Eagles fan these days.

They'll never be Royals

This makes me sad, but I hope Big Vince gets his payday, he's earned a lot more than that Pats have paid him.

I was afraid of this when he got hurt last season and they still made the AFC Championship.

Did someone say "hammered by heavy seas"?

1a) Koko B Ware

Vote: The National Weather Service

Vote: Weather Underground

It's a bribe so next year it's a guarantee he'll at least get a high five from Butler

WTF is this I don't even.

Why not attempt to relate to the locals instead of confusing them? "Daiws a wicked hawd stawm headin' twad ya. Woostah an No-Fak awe in faw quite a bwusin'. Pre-peh faw hawd-ass wetha and putcha selves indaws!"

I think it's a hint that EA is working on a weapon centric role playing game. The main protagonist is probably going to bea sentient butter knife. As you cut enough butter, you level up and later turn into a chefs knife and even a Katana. Eventually you turn into a nuclear armed drone.

He forgot how to physics.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Finally! I want it. Payback is long overdue....